What the...

So, we've been using Amazon to get lots of baby supplies, mostly diapers and baby wipes. Today, we were supposed to get a case of baby wipes, which is good because we only have a few wipes left. When we got home, we saw that our front doormat was leaning up against the door, usually a sign that the UPS driver is "hiding" a package behind it. (Why they seem to think that this hides anything is beyond me. Our favorite was when we received a fairly large box and the driver just put the doormat on top of box.) We get to the front door, look behind the mat, and no box. We check the back porch: nothing. We check the tracking info on UPS: delivered at 11:40 AM to front porch. So, basically, all evidence seems to be that someone stole our baby wipes! Now, I've heard of stealing candy from a baby, but this seems pretty ridiculous. And usually, these wipes are shipped in their original case that says "baby wipes" nice and clearly, so if someone did take them, they knew they were getting baby wipes, not some fancy electronics or something. Happily, Amazon will replace them, but we now need to go to the store tomorrow to replenish our supply in the meantime. But, seriously, who steals baby wipes??